- Following the Kansas City Chiefs' victory over the San Francisco 49ers during the Super Bowl, Trump took to Twitter to congratulate the winning team for representing the "Great State of Kansas." The only problem is that the Kansas City Chiefs are based in the state of Missouri.
- Pointing to gains in the stock market, Trump asked Twitter users how their "409K's" were doing. Of course, he meant their "401(k)" retirement funds.
- At a rally in Buffalo, New Yorkon April 18, 2016, Trump told the crowd, "I wrote this out, and it's very close to my heart. Because I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11 — down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. And I saw the greatest people I've ever seen in action. I saw the bravest people I've ever seen." I really thought the disaster occurred on 9/11 not at a convenience store.
- In August 2019, Trump discussed a mass killing tragedy conducted by 24-year old Connor Stephens Betts during a speech at the White House. Trump said, "May God bless the memory of those who perished in Toledo; may God protect them. May God protect all of those, from Texas to Ohio. May God bless the victims and their families. May God bless America." The problem is that the killing occurred in Dayton, not Toledo (only about 150 miles apart).
- At a press conference in April, Trump bragged about coronavirus testing. He said Americans were getting "one million eight hundred and seventy thousand million tests."
- After Melania Trump underwent kidney surgery that had her hospital-bound for five nights, Trumptook to Twitter to officially welcome her home. This could have been a sweet move, except that he called her "Melanie,"
- "It is appropriate and proportionate to measure—and other measures taken by Iran to terminate its illicit nuclear program." That's what it says on the official White House script
- Trying to explain where Puerto Rico is - "This is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean—and it's a big ocean, a really, really big ocean,"
- Commemorating African-American History Month - "Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice." Trump insinuated that Douglass, a well-known abolitionist who was born a slave, was still alive. He died in 1895.
- During the national anthem Trump forgot to place his hand on his heart while the National Anthem was being played. Melania Trump had to remind him to do so.
- On parents working hard - "They [parents] work two jobs and sometimes three jobs. They sacrifice every day for the furniture and — future of their children," he said at the 2017 Values Voter Summit.
- In May of 2018, the White House released a statement regarding President Trump's visit to Israel. It said that one of the trip's goals was to "promote the possibility of lasting peach" in the region.
- "We’re going to start winning again, and we’re gonna win bigly, believe me."
- "Women have been truly underrepresentative—really, I guess you could say, underrepresented for many, many decades,"
- "Through their lives—and though their lives were cut short..."
- When he went to Puerto Rico - "I left Texas, and I left Florida, and I left Louisiana, and I went to Puerto Rico, and I met with the president of the Virgin Islands," Trump said. We think he means the governor, right? Considering he himself is the president of the Virgin Islands.
- He posted on Twitter: "Our great country has been divided for decades. Sometimes you need protest in order to heel, and we will heel, and be stronger than ever before" I guess he really does think we are dogs.
- "Authority and authoritarian powers seek to collapse the values, the systems and alliances that prevented conflict and tilted the world toward freedom since World War II." Which authority? God?
- One of Trump's most infamous Twittertypos happened when he described China seizing a US Navy drone as an "unpresidented" act.
- Speaking to a rally staged as a counter to the Democratic primaries in Manchester, Trump described new National Guard funding which would benefit nearby places like Pembroke and Concord. “Concord, I love Concord. I love Concord, oh Concord. You know how famous Concord is. Concord that's the same Concord that we read about all the time, right. Concord. I love Concord!” It seems Trump was referencing the Massachusetts town of 'the shot heard round the world', when the revolutionaries first fired on the British during the Battle of Concord in 1775. But that Concord IS NOT in New Hampshire.
- "Nambia's health system is increasingly self-sufficient," said US President Donald Trump at a lunch with African leaders in New York, reeling off a list of their nations' achievements. But no such country exists.
- “Happy President’s Day”
- Apparently, Mr. Trump thinks that the President of the high-tech company is Tim Apple.
- Remember Mr. Trump quoting from Two Corinthians?
- Trump in his July 4th speech said that the Continental Army "manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do" while battling the British in 1781. Amazing the Wright Brothers didn’t learn about that in school.
- Meeting in Germany, Mr. Trump stated that his father was born in Germany. (Fred Trump was born in the Bronx). In Donald Trump's 1987 book The Art of the Deal, it is further falsely elaborated that Fred was the son of an immigrant from Sweden and born in New Jersey. As president of the United States, Donald Trump has on at least three occasions incorrectly stated that his father was born in Germany.
- In a press conference in the Oval Office, Trump said he was sanctioning "Ayatollah Khomeini" of Iran (who died in 1989).
- On MSNBC Mr. Trump claimed that Andrew Jackson could have prevented the Civil War on account of his “strength”. Jackson died 16 years before the beginning of the Civil War.
