HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE TRUMP-DRUNK MORONS WHO ELECTED THE FELON WHO IS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH DERANGED RIGHT-WING DISEASED MINDS, WHO ARE STARVING TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, MANY OF THEM CHILDREN AND PREGNANT MOTHERS, WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT LIVE IN WARRING COUNTRIES, BY AN IGNORANT PRESIDENT WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EMPATHY OR COMPASSION, AND THROUGH CORRUPT JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION AND INSTALL A DESPOT AS CHIEF EXECTUTIVE, BRINGING GRIFTERS, THIEVES, DRUG DEALERS, AND TAX CHEATS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD SO THEY CAN PLUNDER, ROB AND STEAL FROM AMERICAN CITIZENS – ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING TRUMP SYCOPHANTS, WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTER IN THE OVAL OFFICE WHO WANTS OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE ARE MAKING GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE PAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN WHEN THE DEMOCRATS TAKE BACK CONTROL OF THE HOUSE AND SENATE NEXT YEAR! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Note: this is parody. The actual text of Mr. Trump’s Memorial Day post is included below.
"HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THEM BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE, THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDER, AND RAPE AGAIN — ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY," "HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE LAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!"